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Spongebob and the rest of Bikini Bottom's population feature in a show about the ocean, frequently watched by stoners.

Captain Horatio Crunch is the sea-going mascot for a delicious cereal frequently eaten while stoned.

Therefore, Cap'n Crunch knows of Bikini Bottom's existence and has probably interacted with Mr. Crabs at least.

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