i've just been informed that "hazing coyotes" does not actually involve giving them Coors, Milwaukee's Best, or whatever else you have cheap and available then chanting CHUG CHUG CHUG while they drink the stuff
see also
https://www.myballard.com/2019/01/16/coyotes-sample-craft-beer-from-ballard-residents-front-yard/
@Leucrotta Aw, it should! :3