so when things get too tough
and your tail is dragging on the ground
and even down looks up
BAD LUCK!
we can show you a good time (show you a good time)
and we don't charge nothing (nothing at all!)
so shake your nasty stuff
wiggle in the middle now!
get the town talkin', fire gang!
... oh NO! Followed by the boring part of the movie where she hallucinates that she's in "Amadeus"