“Well, since I am your host and you are my guest, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?”
“Uh. Play chess. Screw.”
“Let’s play chess!”
… yes I went from the soundtrack to my favorite jidaigeki through Ennio Morricone and wound up at Blazing Saddles. Don’t judge.
@Leucrotta "I've got you covered!" *whips out chessboard with screwthread mounts for the pieces on each square*