cooking ddukbokki as dinner. I feel pretty terrible and am just not up to being around my parents this weekend.

*spongebob A FEW MINUTES LATER*

whoaaaa, this kit stuff packs a serious punch.

*spongebob SECONDS LATER*

Now they are ready to fight but in order to lead them I must conquer the Worm. Conquer Shai-Hulud.

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"they were found wearing nothing but boxer shorts, hopped up on endorphins from apparently eating very spicy rice cake, playing Toto's 'Big Battle' from the 'Dune' soundtrack, and when approached put their left wrist in front of their mouth and chanted SHAAA-HUKH! MUA-DIB!"

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