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Oh no

My coworker has the country station on again

Right now it’s some dude singing about takin’ a girl for a ride on his big green tractor

I may attempt to escape by swallowing all the post it notes and feigning death

Okay think happy thoughts antithetical to country music. Like Gay sex, or crepes. Crepes with strawberries and Nutella are like the least country thing you can eat.

Or playing fiddles at something resembling a reasonable tempo.

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