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"eating vegetables regularly linked to increased lifespan, study shows"

government agent: *shoots several rounds in me* how come are you not dying?!?!

*bullets fall on the floor from my rapidly healing wounds while I am finishing my 67th bowl of salad* did i hit a nerve bitch boy

food, vegetables, guns, shitposting 

@tillianisafox clearly the next Wachowsky sisters movie

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@Leucrotta @tillianisafox Titled simply, "Popeye"

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@LexYeen @tillianisafox Ya moves like they does Olive!

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@LexYeen also and you’re not gonna believe this I still haven’t seen the Robin Williams movie.

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