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Death, jokes 

Someone on the radio was talking about their friend’s last words (nicer Beatles lyrics). I thought; if I didn’t know what my last words should be, what sort of incoherent gunk would I be giggling about? And then I thought; if I’m *lucky*, the shema will be hilarious anyway, because then I’ll see the funniest jokes ever and I won’t feel fear anymore. Comforting. This is assuming I don’t go in a puff of smoke because someone decided to press a button or I choke on my own lungs or w/e.

Death, jokes 

@Leucrotta Knowing my luck, it will be either "Oh, shit." or "Well, fuck me, then."

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