slowly realizing I have blistering takes about star wars for the uninitiated.

an assortment of hot star wars takes 

the jedi are volcel cops, the sith are incel blackshirts. neither group is good.

the confederacy of independent systems was made up of ~99% free-market libertarians by volume.

the grand army of the republic was a grown-to-order army of slaves created by a society of eugenicists.

the mandalorian death watch is a fascist death cult.

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an assortment of hot star wars takes 

@LexYeen I mean I always parsed the original trilogy -especially after the prequels! - as the Jedi not actually being the good guys. A Greek tragedy where their inherent dogmatism and sterility set up Anakin until you’ve got Luke who hit some sort of middle path between completely ruled by emotion and blindly denying it. A new future. And then of course canon was naw fuck that.

re: an assortment of hot star wars takes 

@Leucrotta That's where I landed too! Because, like... With the context of the prequels, and especially the CGI Clone Wars, we can see *all the reasons* why Anakin fell. They're *right there* for anyone to see!

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