And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
in some cafe down in St. Tropez
it's hard to keep the fans at bay!
They say, sign my poodle, s'il-vous plait?
Sign my poodle, s'il-vous plait?
Poodle! Poodle!
*instrumental, but it's not nearly long enough, darnit*
@topaz *quickly uses Sharpie to scrawl illegible autograph in side*
@Leucrotta [holds out wriggly dog]