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violence, urine, caps, Zappa lyrics 

and I scooped up a handful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW!
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go!
And I proceeded to rub it into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
hitherto unknown in this vicinity
but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it comes now
the vigorous circular motion, RUB IT!
* really good instrumental, only long enough to reach for a bong but not quite long enough to actually hit it*
And then in a fit of anger I pounced! And I pounced again!
GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY!

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