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let's listen to Living in America, that can't make me feel bad. Medical reference, all caps 

TOO MUCH BACK PAIN
GOOD G-D DRIVES ME INSANE
CAN'T RUN
BARELY CRAWL
GOT A BULGE IN MY INTESTINAL WALL
WALK REAL FUNNY
BLESS MY SOUL
CAN'T PLAY TENNIS
AND IT'S HARD TO BOWL
I CAN'T EVEN DO THE SPLITS NOW
GOTTA CALL IT QUITS NOW
WELL I'M SICK OF ALL THIS DANCIN' ANYHOW

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