* at the court of Henry VIII. Lord Warwicksexsset has just arrived with that "spectacled" helmet *
"Tis a present from his majesty the Emperor Maximillian I, my lord."
"Mayhap it be another codpiece?"
* unwraps *
"Um. 'Tis a most unique thing, methinks."
"He writes; "HEINIE! MEIN ALTER FREUND! Ich habs dieser Helm gefundet und I thought of YOU. Put it on! Doubtless the Scots shall quake in fear at your visage!"
"Good milord put this i' my Helmet Room and speak naught of this e'er again."