In “The Muppet Matrix,” is Keanu the only human actor in an all muppet cast or are the agents the only human actors to illustrate how the muppets exist in spaces created by the Machines, but they are the gatekeepers, they know all the exits and hold all the keys which means sooner or later someone is going to have to fight them?

NEO “Why does my ass hurt?”
MORPHEUS “because this is the first time you haven’t had someone’s entire fist up in there”

… and then like Sam the Eagle obviously sells out the submarine crew because “you are all weirdos.”

Will spare you the obvious joke about the five pronged probe that fits into everyone’s Muppet Port when they sit in chairs with a dramatic high angle shot to enter the Muppet Show

*Kermit flailing *
MISS PIGGY “whoa you totally move like they do, dude”

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reimagining the Lobby Scene as a musical number, only they pull back and there's Stadler and Waldorf

STADLER: Oh yes, they're definitely visually referencing classic Woo action movies
WALDORF: Looks like classic poo to me!
*both of them laugh*

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