"Which did you like better, Return of the Jedi or Empire Strikes Back?"
"Empire."
"Blasphemy."
"Empire had a better ending! I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and carried away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note! That's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a buncha muppets."