song lyrics, all caps, tonight's plans
I don't think getting baked is a good idea and I think a bagel would be too much food, but listening to The Sword sounds good.
HONED BY THE HALFLING TO VORPAL SHARPNESS
BEHOLD! THE BASTARD BLADE!
BANE OF THE DEMON LORDS!
SLAYER OF THE SPIDER PRIESTS!
SPILLER OF THE SILVER BLOOD!