is there any reason you've jumped about from position to position?
yes, it's because I'm a completely untrustworthy moron singlehandedly trying to bring all my employers to bankruptcy, you're awfully clever to have figured it out from my resume.
@frost yes and no.
There's only so much I can get questions like this without thinking yes, this is my fault, I'm a shit employee, I'm a shit person from shit people, the electrified third rail at the station is starting to look really good right now.
Thank you.
@Leucrotta *hugs.*
@frost And, I came up with a fairly legit answer to this one, regardless of how much getting it makes me want to self-injure.
@Leucrotta in case this is self-hate and not sarcastic,
no you're not. *lick*