thinking about how there's no Midshipman Crunch, Leftenant Crunch etc,
leads to how cereal is submerged and comes to the surface so maybe he's actually KapitaenLeutnant/KaLeun Crunch
commercials could feature Juergen Prochnow as a voice actor yelling over the wind how it's good to be back at sea
@Leucrotta all the fruit crunch is just lime flavored because scurvy
late war Captain Crunch where gradually the crunchberries started to include more wood shavings or other filler, and the Kriegsmarine learned to become wary of Resistance members sabotaging the reinforced concrete Crunch docks at Brest by scattering a handful of Fruit Loops in each box