while you were partying I WORKED ON MY SHITTY SELF WORTH ISSUES
while you were having premarital sex I WAS STILL WORKING ON MY SHITTY SELF WORTH ISSUES
while you were at the gym getting healthier I WAS STILL CRANKING AWAY ON MY SELF WORTH ISSUES
and now that the world's on fire and the barbarians are at the gates I AT LEAST AM NOT BEATING MYSELF UP FOR NOT HAVING MUSCLES OR GOOD MEMORIES OF PARTIES AND GETTING LAID