no, you fuckers, I have exactly NO desire to dye my gray/white hair back to brown as a confidence boost
If I'm gonna color my hair I'd prefer unrealistic bright orange, or possibly green. The ONLY reason I have not done this is I need to kiss up to my father and potential employers.
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@Leucrotta uGGHH fucking ageism.
Gray/white hair looks awesome and I'm here for it, personally!
@frost it's just so fucking heteronormative to get hair dye ads where I can dye it... brown?
Except DOCTOR Rain Dog Sr. has ordered me not to dye my hair. If I ever inherit that dude's house I am dyeing my hair, fucking guys in what used to be his bedroom, and hanging the biggest tranniest pride flag I can find from his porch.
@Leucrotta I just hope you don't spend the next N years sucking up to him, he dies, and then he DOESN'T leave you the house. That would absolutely suck.
@frost There's a chance of that but honestly I don't have much choice.
I also feel like these people deserve *something* in the way of emotional support, even if this weren't the only shot I had at a house, I just couldn't tell my parents to fuck themselves and never deal with them again, much as I want to.
@Leucrotta "Dye your hair brown, like everyone else on the planet! Be NORMAL and STEREOTYPICALLY PRETTY!"