probably unfunny, food, drugs, Nazis, bad fake German
so there's this brand of smoked bacon and shelf stable sausage (and apparently a lot of other stuff), Hempler's.
and every time I see the brand name I think "it's like Hitler but for HEMP!"
*Riefenstahl looking footage*
"Wir brauchen mehres Lebensraum AUF DAS SOFA! DUUUDE, jemand andres moechten TACOS?"
*crosses arms, huge cheering*
now I'm trying to figure out conjugation for "bogarting the bong"
ich bogartiere, du bogartierst, er bogartiert