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Sometimes my ceiling/upstairs neighbors' floor squeaks frantically in ways which WOULD imply frantic sex - except if that's what it is, they hump in complete silence otherwise, and doesn't explain how frequently there are loud THUMPs afterwards, like they've moved on to practicing aikido. I *think* this might be a workout which mixes some sort of exercise machine and free weights but I'm not sure.

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