Picture this; it’s 1999. An entire new century is around the corner. We’re all reeling from this previously unknown movie, The Matrix, which everyone suddenly knows about like Titanic. And for the first time in DECADES there’s a new Star Wars, best thing EVER, right?
The lights go down. The John Williams cranks up beaconing us to a galaxy of adventure. The opening crawl starts and tells us the evil Trade Federation has blockaded the planet NABOO. IMMEDIATELY I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears.