movie quote, references movie injuries, pessimism, muppets
"Which did you like better, Jedi or Empire Strikes Back?"
"Empire."
"Blasphemy."
"Empire has a better ending! I mean Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note! That's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a buncha muppets!"