coyote sing along hour, all caps, Gwar, so you can probably guess it's not especially polite
COATED IN SHIT IS ALL YOU DESIRE
MYSTICAL DOORWAY SWIRLING WITH FIRE
WE'LL USE THE PLUNGER IF BLOCKAGE WON'T BUDGE
IT'S A GATE TO THE PLANE OF FUDGE!
EV'RY TIME I FIND YOU
I STILL HAD TO PISS ON THE GROUND
NOW I KNOW THAT I CAN USE YOU
I GOTTA STOP FUCKING AROUND
IF YOU WANT SHIT, I GOT SHIT!
ON THAT YOU CAN DEPEND!
I'LL PUMP YOUR STUMP!
YOUR FUCKING HUMP!
MY CRAPPY, CRAP CAKED FRIEND!
THE PORTAL POTTY A GIFT FROM THE GODS
LET US PAY TRIBUTE AND BURY OUR WADS
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
JUST JIGGLE THE HANDLE! AND SEE WHAT COMES OUT!