It’s considered déclassé to say “there’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance.” Try instead “there’s a place in Provence where the naked ladies dance,” with a long A.
@frost y’think that’s something wait until I tell you about the hole in the wall
"There’s a place we know in Lincolnshire, where the naked ladies dance every Julyre. Peas grow there."
@Leucrotta where the naaaked laaaadies daaaaaaaance