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the modern trend of remaking classic movies but with Hercule Poirot

"zey do not advertise for killers in the newspaper, non? For zat is what Poirot was. Ex-gendarme. Ex-killer. Ex-Bladerunner. Poirot quit because, 'ow you say it, Poirot had a mustache-full of killing. 'Owever; 'e would rather be a killer zan a victim."

"Ah. M'sieur 'Ammond; your scientists, zey were so busy asking whether they could, zey did not bother to ask Poirot whether they should."

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