today while cooking I realized that "sex worker" has the same scansion as "witch doctor"

I told the sex worker I was in love with you
I told the sex worker I was in love with you
and then the sex worker he told me what to do
he said that OO EE OO AA AA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

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