at the office today (bleh) and had to use the bathroom, and while in there I’m pretty sure the bloke in the next cubicle took a dick pic

by the way, unrelated, did you know in most modern phones you can switch off the “camera shutter” sound effect? it’s true! 📸😹

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@AliCatAD Maybe he was just photographing his poo? Like he dropped an unusually long turd or something.

@Leucrotta look, I’m not saying I haven’t done that before either, yeah 💩

(either way… mate, turn your phone sound off lol) 😸

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