"So what's Heavy Metal about anyway?"
"Okay so there's a space car and an evil artifact decides some grade school kid will be vitally interested in its life story, and then there's some boring shit, and then there's a kinda okay sword and sorcery story, then there's this really hilarious story with awesome cartoony art, then there's THE AWESOME PART WITH WWII AND ZOMBIES, then there's a kinda unfunny comedic story with a pretty good line about being stoned, and then there's a kinda boring sword and sorcery story which they use to wrap up the film because they were baked and needed to end it somewhere."