song lyrics, Gwar so kinda puerile
Cross the river leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
just jiggle the handle, let flow go the turds!
AH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!
The power of the toilet must never be abused!
he must be sponged, he must be plunged lest carnage may ensue!
if a dead sheep were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise?
Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise!