I have here a sneaker that's battered and worn
the soles are all busted the laces are torn
but I wouldn't trade it for a big stack of porn!
I love it because it's trash!
Oh I love trash!
Everything dirty or dingy or dusty
Everything rotten or ragged or rusty
Yes I love trash!
now willya look at the rest of this crap?
@Leucrotta That is a *perfect* lyrical twist.