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damnit no matter how loud I play The Blue Danube Waltz it doesn't make my ballpoint pen float in midair

it just bounces up off the table 2-12 mm or so

oh yeah and also [terrence mckenna voice] there is a rhythmic pounding, as of drumming to your heartbeat, on your floor, and a voice shouting

this was a joke btw, I've only once made enough noise that anyone banged on the floor here, and it wasn't last night

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