D&D thought; instead of “vegepygmies,” which is vaguely insensitive to the actual Mbuti, small sized plant people in my campaign are “veggie mites.” No linguist can decode their language which appears to be only three words, “strewth,” “shite,” and “fuck.”

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I said do you speak-a my language,
He just smiled and gave me a veggie mite sandwich.

@SeldenOtter @Leucrotta "STOP EATING OUR POPULATION!

AND IT'S PRONOUNCED VEGE-MITÉ"

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@arakin @SeldenOtter here ya go

youtu.be/HJIIGpuuuYQ

I especially like the comments halfway down the page about how it's basically a song about being hung over in Wollongong. My friend Pauli confirms that Wollongong really *is* that charming.

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