coyote sing along hour, all caps, tasteless
CROSS THE RIVER LEAVE THE ABYSS
GIVE THE SEAT OF THE TOILET A KISS
EACH VIRGIN SACRIFICE SPEAKS THESE MAGIC WORDS
"JUST JIGGLE THE HANDLE, LET FLOW GO THE TURDS!"
AH! HERE IT COMES BABY, AH'M DROPPIN' MAH LOAD
AH AIN'T JUST UP ON IT, AH *AM* TH' COMMODE!
THE POWER OF THE TOILET MUST NEVER BE ABUSED
HE MUST BE SPONGED HE MUST BE PLUNGED LEST CARNAGE SHALL ENSUE
IF A DEAD SHEEP WERE TO CLOG HIM, WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULD ARISE
MAYBE HE'D SUMMON THE MASTER. WOULDN'T THAT BE A SURPRISE!