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zzzzhhhaaao *giant lady head*
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The beginning is a very delicate time.
Know then that it is the year 10141. The known universe is ruled by Shaddam IV, my father. In this time the most powerful substance in the universe is the spice, Melange.
The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.
The Spacing Guild and its Navigators whom the spice has... mutated for over 4000 years use the orange spice gas to fold space.
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*more giant lady head*
Oh yes. I forgot to tell you. The spice is only found on one planet, a desolate barren planet. Hidden away in the rocks and crevices of this planet are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held the galaxy's least specific prophecy that a man would come.
The planet is Arrakis. Also known as... Dune.
