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You see a two signs, one over the other nailed to the trunk of an oak twisted and bent with age. An iron cage which once held prisoners dangles from one of the gray branches, so abandoned that even if the door weren't rusted open, it wouldn't hold anyone. Not anymore.
The topmost sign is so faded it's barely legible but it reads "Fifteen miles to the Love Shack!" Beneath it - in newer letters, and in the jagged script of orc-kind - the second sign reads STAY AWAY, FOOLS! CAUSE LOVE RULES.
