Just left a bigbox hardware store that has moved all of its IoT home automation devices into a secured cabinet. Said cabinet recently held pretty serious herbicides, if the warnings taped to it are any indication.

"These products will kill *ALL LIVING THINGS* in your lawn, including grass."

I'm already picturing Alice or Bobby Homeowner picking up a repeater and thinking "FINALLY! LETHALLY DECENT WIFI COVERAGE!"

*considers using an quartz IR lamp to 'mow' crop circle interference patterns* ;)

@Momentrabbit ...
Moment, sweetie...

... your tombstone epitath is going to read "If only they had used their powers for good...", isn't it?

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