@Aradia **David Tennant's Most Davidy Tennantiest Voice:**

"Far away, past a constellation that used to be Kasterborous, through the baffles that were once Transductive, and way beneath the surface of a planet which used to be known as Gallifrey, lay a sort of prison. A place where those guilty of the *worst* crimes were kept. Not crimes against people or property, I mean the *WORST* of the worst: crimes against *taste*.

(::rolls eyes, licks set::)

And because these horrid, terrible people were very, very *clever* horrid, terrible people, they were locked up in an temporal envelope where Time itself moved so slowly that barely a second would pass between their sentencing and the heat death of the Universe itself came to pass.

At which point, they'd be free to go do whatever. Think you're so smart, go on, make a pizza oven without bricks why don't you. Make souffles without chickens. MAKE CAUSALITY WITHOUT ANYTHING BUT WASTE HEAT! HA!

Well then, alright, they said.

And they did.

That place will have been known as Dine Aisle Time. These will have been its stories.

**CLOISTER BELL**
**CLOISTER BELL**

::walks off chewing a chunk of scenery:: ooh! Barrowman! It's maade oof *caaake!* hoohoo!!