@anthracite ... I go on Twitter break for a few days and suddenly they're selling profile data to Cambridge Analytica, tapping my phone mic for advertisers and now logging my passwords to plaintext?!
... hmm. There's opportunity here.
"Dear @Jack. Obviously I'm the only thing holding your little empire of lies together. Gimme a million dollars or I'll stay away *another* week. Muahaha, Moment." n.n