The Titanium Dragon I live with is very much like me.
Except he's the Big Block V10 model and I'm the small block V8.
He has shiny, expensive toys and I have... roughly the same thing, but made from Garbage.
Like seriously, my entire PC rig is outdated, crosswired, and most of it was either Salvage or yard sale stuff. Boomers throw away some Amazing vintage Hi-Fi stuff.
His glows all over Everywhere with his 'Sona's colors, and is an altar to the worship of Bigger Numbers.