I'm like your shop and phys ed teacher who'll yell at you for using the bandsaw fence incorrectly, as well as your sex ed and home economics teacher who can show you how to properly suck a cock, and the secrets of perfect pizza at home, for cheap.
And they're the Same person, but different people. It's disorienting to spend the entire day cooking and picking out clothes, then hard gear shift to pulling a truck engine the next day.