Right now I'm at Skirt + Hawaiian: I can still pass for a merely colorfully dressed Man if I feel like in public if I turn the cloaking device on and tie my hair back.
A second, closer glance will reveal that I'm not wearing Shorts, and thus am a Traitor To Masculinity (tm).
Duh, I'm trying to be pretty goddammit. If you don't Get it, you're not the Target Demographic.