Semi-lewd, witchy shit, weed
Being something of a modern day witchdoctor has it's high points.
You're not really constrained by ethical or professional boundaries in pursuit of therapeutic ends. If what someone really needs is a midnight drive along empty highways where they just ramble about their life and problems while puffing on a BHO pen, followed by an intense round of intimate contact and voodoo whispers by the side of a Lake to feel like they're a Human Being again...