@Motodrachen wait you're saying I can get a 10lb case of lube?

... Well I guess there is vegetable oil!

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@Cilich Oh no, sweetie... Vegetable oil comes in 50lb jugs there. You can get ten pounds of Crisco at a time.

I could go out, Right Now, and buy Ten Pounds of sour cream. Do you have any idea the kinds of debauchery I can get up to with ten pounds of sour cream?

Fucking probiotic debauchery that's what.

@Motodrachen I am equal parts horrified, intrigued, and incredibly aroused by this

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