Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt 

So, I have no idea why, but I can't stop thinking about the other night when I was super lazy about lubing up to fap and just stuck my girldick directly into a jar of lotion to speed up the lubing process? And it's making me horny? At work?

Is that even a fucking fetish, what?!

re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt 

@Motodrachen I want to fuck a jar of lotion now though, I am super confused, I don't think that would even get me off

re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt 

@Motodrachen But that's not fucking the lotion, which I think is the fetish, that soft, cool, creamy feeling

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re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt 

@haybuck So go to Ocean State and get a jar of cocoa butter. You need to account for laminar flow so you get more sensation.

re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt 

@Motodrachen ...I will be doing this

re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt 

@Motodrachen Oh motherfucker. Worst part is I'm probably gonna be filling it up rather than running out of it. Question is, at what cum to cocoa butter ratio does it stop being fun?

re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt 

@Motodrachen I'll be sure to provide reviews.

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