Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt
So, I have no idea why, but I can't stop thinking about the other night when I was super lazy about lubing up to fap and just stuck my girldick directly into a jar of lotion to speed up the lubing process? And it's making me horny? At work?
Is that even a fucking fetish, what?!
re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt
@Motodrachen I want to fuck a jar of lotion now though, I am super confused, I don't think that would even get me off
re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt
@Motodrachen But that's not fucking the lotion, which I think is the fetish, that soft, cool, creamy feeling
re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt
@Motodrachen I'll be sure to provide reviews.
re: Weird, Potential New Fetish, Masturbation Mention, Hornt
@Motodrachen Oh motherfucker. Worst part is I'm probably gonna be filling it up rather than running out of it. Question is, at what cum to cocoa butter ratio does it stop being fun?