re: horny
@Inazuma@snouts.online Betty's Neck in Lakeville. You can google it, but I'll tell you straight up that the best way to think of it is in the Native american way, as the Sacred Place for the Women of the tribe, but extrapolated out to the Modern (And knowing what the sacred forest of the Menfolk is like) it really means the sacred place for anyone who's there to pay worship to the earth goddess and partake of her glory.
*Takes a breath*
Massive magic power here. Huge convergence of Leylines and other metaphysical shit. All Green, All Gaia, All Fertility. Even the local dumbass Rednecks know it's where you take someone to Fuck them silly against a tree, and they don't know what the place actually is!
*Giggles* Whole generations of redneck kids got conceived there, judging by the marks on the trees. That's how you get Faerie Children.