Lewd, Kilroy's genitals mention 

Got penis on the brain today. (What else is new? Err, I mean...) Specifically, Kilroy's penis, and what it should look like. Because I'm sure you're all curious to know all about firelizard dick :P
Being of a species that mates in the air, a few things need to be considered. The design has to allow for fairly easy flying. So no 20ft horse cock that weighs more than twice Kilroy's weight :P A conical style dick would be sufficient. Fairly aerodynamic!

Lewd, Kilroy's genitals mention 

Another issue to consider is the whole 'getting it in while airborne' issue. It's a hell of a lot of precision and not a lot of margin for error. One wrong move and that's a bent dick or a jabbed thigh and that's no fun for anyone! More time wasted entering, less time for mating! A prehensile penis would solve these issues well. Get in position, and the dick does the rest! Also allows him to do silly things like carry around small items with his dick.

Lewd, Kilroy's genitals mention 

Then there's the matter of what to do to prevent accidentally popping out when ejaculating. There's nothing more embarrassing than winning a mating flight only to spill your seed all over the ground and disappoint your mate. Luckily, he's got a solution for that! The glans contains four small barbs extending inward towards his crotch, with a flap of skin all around connecting them like an umbrella.

Lewd, Kilroy's genitals mention 

Upon ejaculation it'll flare open and keep his penis lodged inside his mate for the few seconds it takes to ejaculate, then retract. Because of the dangers of a mating flight it doesn't take long for him to reach ejaculation, and even then it's only a few short spurts before it's done. Whie normally disappointing, this ensures the two can separate safely to prevent a disastrous end to a flight.

Lewd, Kilroy's genitals mention 

But don't worry, this doesn't mean a one and done minute lizard! Oh no, horny fucker has enough stamina for at LEAST 8 or 9 rounds in a single session! The longer the flight, the better the clutch! And that's airborne. On the ground is a whole different story ;D He can go for a LONG time grounded

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re: Lewd, Kilroy's genitals mention 

@Cilich Something something midair refueling

re: Lewd, Kilroy's genitals mention 

@Motodrachen he is good at topping off the tank ;D

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