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if a horse does cross your path on this, the thirteenth, a friday, you will know true happiness one day, and it will haunt you the rest of your life, virgo

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today you will invent rollerskating after an unfortunate time travel accident leaving you stranded in the year 136. your achievement will never be recognized. capricorn

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beware facing mirrors on this, the thirteenth, a friday. should you glimpse your reflection, you will become trapped inside it for all time. pisces

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the last good thing that ever happened to you, happened yesterday, sagittarius

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today, the thirteenth, a friday, is the last day to use your coupons, leo

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Lumb

on this, the thirteenth, a friday, in the year 2020, you will be approached by a man whose face you cannot see. he will offer you a choice. eternal youth and beauty. or riches and fame.
the man is a fool. do not trust him, libra

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this friday the thirteenth will bring you great joy, but at a terrible cost, scorpio

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